This is a stand-up comedy show about my life. What’s been happening in it? Glad you asked hypothetical person.
Well, last year I bought a house and had a kid. Mature moves I guess but can I remind you this is all from a man who is still too lazy to clean his bed sheets and instead leaves them on his bed and vacuums them.
I’ll also be talking about other stuff I find funny and/or interesting. Come along and if you don’t laugh at least once I’ll give you your money back. *
*actual reimbursement cannot occur because of aforementioned house and child
"he’s got that slick stand-up gift of being able to take a spontaneous moment in a show and twist it, turn it, and make it funny" - Herald Sun
"a master of his craft... Thornton is clearly in career best form" ****1/2 Beat
"a quick and self-deprecating wit" - The Age
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